Mamma’s Breaky
I rang my Queen today
my lovely dear old Mother
she was in the kitchen cooking
and I could hear another
It’s my brother in the background
And boy it took the piss
Coz I could hearing the chomping
On Mama’s Full English
And I know that all men say it
That mama’s cooking’s best
But I promise that my Mama’s
Stands out from all the rest
Doorstep toast, with Lurpak butter
Sausages, bacon, black pudding and beans on top
With mushrooms, tomatoes and fried eggs
And some extra toast to mop
To soak up all the juices
The yolk, tomato juice, beans and fat
So, I know my brother’s cushty
Especially from where I’m sat
I’ve got a bowl of porridge
A banana and a brew
A vape to smoke right after it
And a couple Bourbons too!
I can’t wait to eat Mama’s cooking
So, when I’m free and leave this place
I’m going straight to Mama’s
So, I can stuff my face!
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